So... When did the Christians start GIVING money???

**Drau** · October 17th, 2005, 02:56 PM

Just recieved some spam offering me a loan from "Christian Cash Assistance" [img]eek.gif[/img]

I always thought they took your money? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] Or are they getting into the Loan Shark business? [img]wink.gif[/img]

**Drau** · October 17th, 2005, 04:28 PM

LOL Mega, reminds me of Dan StPaul's "The First Baseball Game"

http://www.fandomfilms.com/media.php?id=100

"Lazarus steps up to the plate...
There's the pitch..OOO he's down! right to the noggin!
No! Now he's up again...!"

**Andyman** · October 17th, 2005, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Drau:
LOL Mega, reminds me of Dan StPaul's "The First Baseball Game"

http://www.fandomfilms.com/media.php?id=100

"Lazarus steps up to the plate...
There's the pitch..OOO he's down! right to the noggin!
No! Now he's up again...!"

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Doesn't Abraham make a sacrifice play in that one?

**Peter Peeker** · October 17th, 2005, 04:43 PM

he was gonna, but the Coach said he didn't have to...the fact that he was willing was good enough.

-megalithanod · October 17th, 2005, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Drau:
LOL Mega, reminds me of Dan StPaul's "The First Baseball Game"

http://www.fandomfilms.com/media.php?id=100

"Lazarus steps up to the plate...
There's the pitch..OOO he's down! right to the noggin!
No! Now he's up again...!"

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I love that sketch! heard it on Bob & Tom a while ago!

I really need to find that somewhere.

**Dajistano** · October 17th, 2005, 05:56 PM

You people are so going to hell...

**Joranthalus** · October 17th, 2005, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Andyman:
If you're late on a payment they crucify you. [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">andyman knows all about how much money to give to the church and why...

**thatchetguy** · October 17th, 2005, 06:24 PM

According to Peeker's picture, Jesus plays for a Canadian team. But that can't be true, because then instead of loaves and fishes it would have been beaver tails and jerky!